Baby Swing Rap

Our beloved friend, Stacy, decided to get us a baby swing for Colton. Prior to this we didn't think we would be investing in one because we figured we would soothe Cole ourselves without spending that much money. I can not thank Stacy enough for making this investment for us because it has saved us the most important quality of a parent, our sanity. Stacy bought us the Fisher-Price Ocean Wonders Aquarium Cradle Swing. I decided I would share a review on the item as we love it. Actually, we love it so much that my fiance wrote a rap about it!

Assembly: This was very easy to assemble and the instruction manual was very helpful and user friendly. If my memory serves me correctly, this took less than half an hour to assemble. The ease of assembly should be proven by the fact that I did this alone at 9 months pregnant with no problems!

Ease of Use: This is very simple to use, the self explanatory switches make it easy to choose options. There are several different options to choose from including 4 different sound themes, rotating and light up mobile, and 6 speed settings. The straps are easily adjustable and comfortable for the baby. There is also a detachable tray that snaps on and off with ease. This swing is very easy to use, especially considering the magnitude of options available for use.

Effectiveness: This swing is great at calming our baby as well as keeping him entertained. The different speed settings allow us to adjust to his mood (rather he is just needing entertainment or in need of being calmed down). The amount of visual stimulation as well as different sounds available keep our baby from becoming bored too quickly. This swing is also amazing at helping get Colton to sleep when he is overstimulated! I have no complaints at all.


We love this swing and its assistance in claiming our sanity so much that we dedicated the below rap to it:

yo yo yo
mic check dawg
when times get tough and ya baby starts to cry
i gotta little trick you mother fathers gotta try
you know that wail gets louder and you start to panic
put em in the baby swing, its like baby xanax
you know that binky wont do and hes already full
flappin' on your chest like a raging bull
that vein in his forehead is about to pop
put em in the baby swing like an electric shock
sometimes it feels like there's no solution
with that little boy's lungs makin' noise pollution
your heart starts racin' a million miles per hour
put em in the baby swing and feel the power

yeah, baby swing's got power
yeah, baby swing's got power

like a stationary car ride or stroller walk
it gives you time to sleep, eat, think and talk
i been stockin' up on D batteries just in case
that swing slows down and im face to face
with a wide open mouth and sound so fierce
ringin' in your ear drums you know its bound to pierce
you know i love my little boy but sometimes its rough
put em in the baby swing and its like what! what! wha.... zzzzzzzzzzzz..... *snore*